15 Men At Arms by Pratchett Terry

Author:Pratchett, Terry [Terry, Pratchett,]
Format: epub
Published: 2010-04-10T22:08:29.985000+00:00

Technically Ankh-Morpork is built on loam, but what it is mainly built on is Ankh-Morpork; it has been constructed, burned down, silted up, and rebuilt so many times that its foundations are old cellars, buried roads and the fossil bones and middens of earlier cities. Below these, in the darkness, sat the troll and the dwarf. 'What we doing now?' 'We ought to leave it here and fetch Corporal Carrot. He'll know what to do.' Detritus looked over his shoulder at the thing behind them. 'I don't like that,' he said. 'It not right to leave it here.' 'Right. Yes, you're right. But you're a troll and I'm a dwarf. What do you think would happen if people saw us carrying that along the streets?' 'Big trouble.' 'Correct. Come on. Let's follow the footprints back out.' 'Supposing it gone when we come back?' said Detritus, lumbering to his feet. 'How? And we're following the tracks out, so if whoever it was who put it there comes back, we'll run straight into them.' 'Oh, good. I glad you said that.'

Vimes sat on the edge of his bed while Angua bandaged his hand. 'Captain Quirke?' said Carrot. 'But he's . . . not a good choice.' 'Mayonnaise Quirke, we used to call him,' said Colon. 'He's a pillock.' 'Don't tell me,' said Angua. 'He's rich, thick and oily, yes?' 'And smells faintly of eggs,' said Carrot. 'Plumes in his helmet,' said Colon, 'and a breastplate you can see your face in.' 'Well, Carrot's got one of those too,' said Nobby. 'Yes, but the difference is, Carrot keeps his armour polished because he . . . likes nice clean armour,' said Colon loyally. 'While Quirke keeps his shiny because he's a pillock.' 'But he's wrapped up the case,' said Nobby. 'I heard about it when I went out for the coffee. He's arrested Coalface the troll. You know, captain? The privy cleaner. Someone saw him near Rime Street just before the dwarf got killed.' 'But he's massive,' said Carrot. 'He couldn't have got through the door.' 'He's got a motive,' said Nobby. 'Yes?' 'Yes. Hammerhock was a dwarf.' 'That's not a motive.' 'It is for a troll. Anyway, if he didn't do that, he probably did something. There's plenty of evidence against him.' 'Like what?' said Angua. 'He's a troll.' 'That's not evidence.' 'It is to Captain Quirke,' said the sergeant. 'He's bound to have done something,' Nobby repeated. In this he was echoing the Patrician's view of crime and punishment. If there was crime, there should be punishment. If the specific criminal should be involved in the punishment process then this was a happy accident, but if not then any criminal would do, and since everyone was undoubtedly guilty of something, the net result was that, in general terms, justice was done. 'He's a nasty piece of work, that Coalface,' said Colon. A righthand troll for Chrysoprase.' 'Yes, but he couldn't have killed Bjorn,' said Carrot. 'And what about the beggar girl?' Vimes sat looking at the floor.

Download

Copyright Disclaimer:
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.